Wonderland

900 friends around the world
telling me how much`n’ what they eat
I`ve only seen their faces on the screen
Using them as my audience

I`m different, that`s understood
See it on my self-created website
Out on the street I wear big head phones
Please respect, it`s private private

This is not, this is not the way to wonderland

Women from here are too much hassle
For some dough (cash) I`d rather buy a Russian girl
An agency is fixing all the rest
Sugar daddies get discount